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Karkat "Errkat" Vantas
To be honest you could probably just stab out his only good eye and he probably would not be able to do anything to you i feel ashamed of myself for thinking that
Errkat the Douchefaced Wonder Dolphin

Species

Troll

Gender

Male

Age

7.8 Alternian sweeps (17 Earth Years)

Orientation

Pansexual Panromantic (?)

Blood Type

Mutant (Bright red)

Color

Grey

Occupation

hiding from everyone and trying his best to survive

Birthday

June 12(?)


KARKAT "ERRKAT" VANTAS IS AN ALTERNATE-UNIVERSE KARKAT WHO GOT DROPPED IN THE MAIN UNIVERSE DURING A COLLISION.

His universe of origin is referred to as "Err," hence the name. Nobody actually calls him by it besides the writers, but they ought to. He used to be part of a renegade rebellion force or some shit, but not anymore because I DON'T THINK HE'S IN ERR ANYMORE, TOTO.

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He is a paranoid little shit who will not accept help no matter how badly he needs it because he's afraid everybody is going to hurt him or has ulterior motives.  He tends to run off the mere fumes of aderaline and drive to survive. He tries to keep himself preoccupied both mentally and physically. He enjoys food and being alive. Please respect his boundaries. 

His favorite game is Camel Butt Quest 2: Forever. He told me. I am not lying, there is no possible way I am being dishonest in the slightest right now. He is also smuggling giant pig cocks across universes and doesn't want anyone else to know because he wants them all for himself. I am still not lying, this is me being not dishonest at all.

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BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


THIS BOY'S SO SPECTACULAR


He may or may not want a car


WHATS DONE TO YOUR FRIENDS 



WE HAVENT WON 

AND IF WE WIN

AND IF THE MORNING LIGHT SETS IN

WE'VE CHEATED FATE AGAIN


AND TO THOSE WHO DIE

PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND

THAT FOR THOSE WHO DIE

WE'VE TRIED THE BEST WE CAN


YOU'VE GOT CROOKED SPEECH

BROKE WORDS FROM SUFFERING

BUT I DONT MEAN TO MAKE ANY LIES

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