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Gold Tetsuo
Gold HGSS Adventures 2
snesus (snail jesus)

Species

Human

Gender

Male

Age

17 Earth Years

Orientation

Bisexual Biromantic, probably

Blood Type

B+

Color

Gold

Occupation

Perfect A+ Precious Son

Birthday

July 21

He is Capable of being turned into accounts that usually would reacquire to be paid for and function as an actual gold account, please do not do this to him you bastard

We will know if you do that, we will know and find you

it will not be pleasant for you

It will be suffering and awful

this will be your only warning

Gold is the biggest fucking dork, I swear to god.

He is the owner of the titles of capitalized Babby and dork babby

He has lost almost all interest in consuming brownies again, and could live happy without eating another one in his life.

Anyone who tries to harm him or worsen his emotional state will be severely punished

He is a precious adorable beautiful dork child and he is loved very much

he deserves to be given cuddles and nice things, and does not deserve to be hurt or tortured

please be kind to him

do not hurt him or damage his self-esteem

let him feel good about himself

do nice things for him, let him be happy

treat him well

maybe tickle him sometimes

tickle wars with precious baby

jammin tuesday

Due to being Buddhist and not Snistian (snail christian) he cannot take full advantage of being Snesus, but that's 100% okay

he is a sweet cutie and loved very much

He is a lovable dork and a precious son

Cuddle him very much

give him nice things and treat him well

care for him

Gold is care our space and the entire fucking sun holy fuckign shit oh my god, and Silver is a cute little bee who no one is able to honestly say he isn't cute.

It is a Fact you could make a Medium to large sized pile of all of gold's t-shirts that he has. It is Debatable if you could make a small castle for small creatures and insects with the t-shirts. He keeps them all in his lower intestine, as he has digested very little to none at all food or food particles all since he has come back to life. It is a mystery how they are not creating any problems down there or how he doesn't seem to be in any pain from that. It is also a mystery how he continues to be alive and relatively unhindered whilst running on absolutely nothing. It Is a Mystery that he still has some deal of energy to do things while not really doing much to replenish that energy and that has not really started to take much of a toll on him quite yet. It probably will at some point though and there will be much pain to be had. Definitely, for now he gets to have just some of the milder variants and only suffer a little, before they do. May he enjoy that while it lasts.

a panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders some food. when the panda is finished eating, the waiter asks if they'd like anything else. the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter. the owner of the restaurant runs over yelling "why did you shoot my waiter?? he was my best waiter!" the panda replies, "i'm a panda bear, look it up in the dictionary," then leaves the restaurant. the owner looks up 'panda' in the dictionary and finds the definition: 'panda bear. eats shoots and leaves.'

10/10

How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge?

Three: open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

nice

How many does it take to put a giraffe in?

Four: open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, close the door.

I want to use the thumbs up emoticon for these but the computer does not have it, so imagine that is what I am doing right now as that is what I am.

The animals are having a meeting, which animal didn't come?

The giraffe, it's inside the fridge.

10/10

A plane has 500 windows. One falls, how many windows are left?

499.


An old woman wants to cross an alligator infested river. There's no boat or bridge, but she still walks across without being eaten. Why?

All the alligators are at the meeting.

10/10

Even though the woman gets across, she still dies, why?

The window hit her.

I like the interconnectivity of these too, another thumbs up.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one says "I'll have some water too. Wh... Why did you say H2O? I mean I get that it's the chemical formula of water but that was really unnecessary. We're not in the lab." The first chemist swears under his breath. His assassination plan had failed.

11/10

What do you call a short clairvoyant who just broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

11/10

Little Anne to her grandmother:

- "Grandma, I don't like grandpa."

- "It's fine. Eat only the potatoes."

It's really hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

10/10

How do you catch a lion in three easy steps?


1. Take a sheet of paper and rip it into small bits.

2. Climb onto a tree.

3. When the lion walks under the tree, let the bits of paper float down. The lion will think it's snow, and freeze to death.

Nice

Two atoms are in a bar. One says, "I think I lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" To which the other replies, "I'm positive."

also very nice joke 10/10

A photon walks into a hotel and asks for a room. The receptionist says, "Of course, and would you like someone to carry your luggage for you?" The photon says, "No, that's okay. I'm traveling light."

nnnnice

A priest, a rabbi, a duck, a blonde, a man with a 12" pianist, and a piece of string all walk into a bar together. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

10/10

Why did the car crash?

Because Jimmy was driving.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive?

Because he had no arms or legs.

Why didn't he have any arms or legs?

Because he was a potato.

nice also

Forget about the world


Hey there Gold

What's goin' on


AND I SAY HEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAAHEYEEYEA

I SAID HEY

WHATS GOING ON


AND HE TRIESSSSS

OH MY GOD DO I TRY

I TRY ALL THE TIME

IN THIS INSTITUTION

AAND HE PRAAAYSS

OH MY GOD DO I PRAY

I PRAY EVERY SINGLE DAY

FOR A REVOLUTION


Gold has now been nominated for the prestigious award of "MC Most Likely To HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAAHEYEEYEA"

I hope he's fucking proud of himself

He Wears Several Pairs of Goggles Under His Jacket and Sells them for drug money.

There are things he doesnt want to, doesnt like to and is uncomfortable talking about.

He might be delicious, and that's why rats like to gnaw on him and half of his previous corporeal body was eaten by them before it rotted

He may or may not no longer have ownership over his own soul. I'll bet that's delicious too.

Completely irrelevant

BOTH OF MY GOLD CARTRIDGES ARE DEAD

FIRST SILVER AND NOW THEM TOO

MY BABIES ALL DIE

Crystal is still going but what's even the use :'c

I M Liar01:21

I M Liar

Because I could

If We Tear out the Tumor, 

It's Later, Never Sooner


If We Tear out the Tumor,

Its Later, Never sooner.




I didn't think it was a bad idea


That said, it was no different from the others

Except that this is now and that was then and everything

It Seems to Repeat in a Cylicial Pattern


Its Not Treason, Its No Lie


Across the floor in the hand of where we drove the drill

A cautious ear to the mouth of your confession

Think of all the things we put him through

In the face of his god, would he tell the truth?

Status is not yet Appropriate Opening time

You Better Keep in Check ~ 

Or You'll End up a Wreck ~

And you'll never

wake up

Wake up 

Status is not yet Appropriate Opening time

Little Angel go Away, Come again some other day The devil has my Ear today I'll never hear a word you say Promised, I would find some solace and some piece of mind Whatever, Just So Long As I Dont Feel So

Desperate and Ravenous So Weak And Powerless 

Status is not yet Appropriate Opening time

Tilling my Own Grave to Keep me Level

Status is not yet Appropriate Opening time

Fighting For the Smallest Goal: To Get a Little Self Control I Know How hard you Try, I Can See it in your eyes

Status is not yet Appropriate Opening time

Even the Night, They Could get Better [Bet-etet-tter] Even The Days Ain't All That bad After a Week of Fighting As more and more It Seems The Right thing

Yep

I'm flunking out, I'm flunking out, I'm gone, I'm just gone

But at least I author my own disaster

At least I author my own disaster

Underneath the Surface

None of us deserve This


Though I picked the thorny path myself

I'm afraid

Afraid of where it leads

Do it for son

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