| Asshole | |
|---|---|
 Fucking Batman Peachy Nuke Sampson the Wonder Cat | |
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Species |
Ghost |
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Gender |
Dead |
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Age |
Dead |
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Orientation |
Dead |
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Blood Type |
Dead |
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Color |
Dead |
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Occupation |
Terrible (Dead) |
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Birthday |
who cares he's dead |
Nekkie is a motherfucking motherfucker with hair made fuck fuckc fuckf FUCKFUCKFUCK
He's totally secretly Batman and technically maple syrup, and also he smells like twenty sheets of paper and a metal fan at the same time.
If you switch some letters of his name around, you get "Nuke". Therefore, he is also an atom bomb. Nuke also means along the lines of the word "Missing". So he could also be missing. The world ends with you covered in leeches
He's mostly entirely different from the Neku of his home canon but nobody in this canon knows that or really cares at all
He dead, yo.
I'll bet he's a really shitty ghost and doesn't even try to do shit what a loser
I'll bet he won't even fuck twenty rakes
Nobody likes Neku
Nobody
He's a motherfucking headline
IT SEEMS THIS BOY'S BATHED IN RIDICULE
He may or may not have a slice of your mother
THIS HOUSE IS A CIRCUS
BERSERK AS FUCK