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Current Canon/Proved/True PairingsEdit

  • Troika & Marsh ~NineShipping~ (♥)
  • Troika & Eridan ~DisorderHellShipping~ (♦)
  • Karkat & Sollux ~TechSupportShipping~ (♥)   
  • Silver & Mongrel ~DarkPastBrighterFutureShipping~ (♥)
  • Dis & Valkyrie (♥)
  • Preenedetesler & Viridian ~CrashingUsShipping~ (♥)

Maybe these ones are canon but y'know maybe not it's all really confusingEdit

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Ships that y'know really ought to be canon but they're not why is that jesus christEdit

  • The Fish In That One Tank & The Fish On That Grill (♥)

This used to be happen but not no more because one of them went and goneEdit

  • Shiki & Neku ~1stWeekShipping~(♥)

UnProven And Not Sure of the Likilyness PairingsEdit

  • THE MUFFIN MAN & THE MUFFIN MAN. ~MuffinsShipping (♥)
  • Legion And Gamzee ~mIrAcUlOuSJUSTICEShipping~ (♥)
  • Neku & Kitchen Gun ~ThatKitchenGunHasShiki'sActualSoulInItExceptNoI'mLyingShipping~ (♥)
  • Errkat & Magenta ~ConvalesceShipping~ (♥)

Random PairingsEdit

100% Crack And Highly Unlikely:Edit

  • BEN & Slice of A Strawberry ShortCake ~StrawberryDeathCakeShipping~ (♥)
  • Scout & Rainbows ~RainbowsMakeMeCryShipping~ (♦)
  • Joshua & Some Random Hippie ~PsychedelicCrackBeamShipping~ (♠)
  • Cirno & Gamzee ~ObliviousMiracleShipping~ (♥)
  • Silver & A Fish ~ShirubaHamachiShipping~ (♠)
  • Silver & Indigo ~ (♠)
  • Silver & A Balogna Sandwich ~SandVICHShipping~ (♥)
  • Indigo & Mongrel (♥/♦)
  • Neku & Neku (♥)
  • Neku & Painis Cupcake (♠)

50% Crack And some what Likely:Edit

  • Walmart & Walmart Person Who LOVES Walmart ~WalmartShipping~ (♥)
  • Gamzee & Faygo (♦)
  • Kitchen Gun Man & Kitchen Gun ~ILoveYouKitchenGunShipping (♥)

1% Crack And Very Likely:Edit

  • Sho & Math ~ObessiveMathShipping~ (♥)
  • Mr. Clean & The Concept Of Cleanliness (♥)
  • Neku & Joshua ~2ndWeekShipping~ (♥/♠)

Not Known Of It's Likely Or Crack/Canon-Ness:Edit

 *a Biscuit & a Muffin ~NOMNOMShipping~ (♥)

  • PUDDINGMAN & CAKEMAN ~CocoPastryShipping~ (♥)
  • Squirrels & Coconuts ~SquirrelMilkShipping~ (♠)
  • Silver & His Weavile (♥/♠)
  • Silver's Weavile/Sneasel & Gold's Aipom ~AllAroundTheMulberryBushShipping~ (♥/♠)
  • Gold & No one but himself 
  • Gold & Hibiki 
  • Gold's goggles & Silver's Gloves
  • Silver & Black (AKA GB!Silver)
  • Giovanni & His questionably existant Treadmill
  • Gold's intoxicated Singing voice & Convivently Placed Karaoke Microphone
  •  That one Guy Giving someone across the room a soulful stare & That One Person Returning that Souful stare with a sad looking of mourning and loss
  • Delicious Tears & Someone's Tongue
  • Gold's Tears & Silver's Tears
  • Everyone's Tears & A Fine Dessert
  • Gold's stomach & The Writer Also reffered to as Devil in the detail's Apples
  • Gold & Gold's stomach
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  • Gold & Crawling mold
  • Gold & Failing important loyalty tests
  • Gold's Self image & Hurtful and Poisonous-like Sentiments that sound akin to Honest truth
  • Silver's concern for Gold's and mongrel's wellbeing & Silver's strong feelings utter of fury towards the writers
  • Silver & Gold ~PreciousMetalShipping~ (♥/♠)

One-Sided Love PairingsEdit

  • a Steak & A Steak Knife. ~OhHowShinySTABSTABSTABSTABOHGODSTABSTABSTABShipping~ (♥/♠)
  • A Raptor & Nate ~DinokittyShipping~ (♥/♠)
  • Magenta & EVERYONE. ~46853ShadesOfMagenta~ (♥/♦)

Highly Unlikely PairingsEdit

  • Ataxia & Nova ~ExtremeConflictShipping~ (♥/♠)
  • Joshua & A Sexy Hot Bowl Of SHIO RAMEN ~InParadiseShipping~ (♥)
  • Dm9 & 5 Delpiplups ~SextuplewayCrossbreedingThisIsJustWeirdShipping~ (♥/♠)
  • Ataxia & Balancia ~NeutralEvilShipping~ (♥)
  • Everyone & Nate. (♥/♠)
  • Nate & Gamzee (♥)
  • Shiva & Troika (♥/♠)
  • The Man With A Plan & The Man With No Plan (♥/♠)
  • The Plan With A Man & The Man With A Plan (♥/♠)
  • Magenta & Scarlet ~ExtremeVacillationShipping~ (♥/♠)
  • Nate & Silver 

CRACK PAIRINGS ALL THE TIME IT'S GREATEdit

  • Neku & Troika ~PurpleSiblingsShipping~ (♥/♠)
  • Shiki & Marilyn ~IM12ANDWHATISTHISIDONEVENShipping~ (♥/♠)
  • Joshua & a speedo ~MANLYShipping~ (♥)
  • Joshua & Kankri ~JesusAllegoryShipping~ (♥/♠)
  • Troika & Shiki ~MurderouslyYoursShipping~ (♥/♠)
  • Tessie & Troika (♥)
  • Emerald & Gold ~LimeStoneShipping~ (♥/♦)
  • Tessie & Shiki (♥/♠)
  • Joshua & Sai. ~PenisShipping~ (♥)
  • Dm9 & Dm8 (♥)
  • Karkat & Joshua (♦)
  • Neku & Karkat ~HostileShipping~ (♠)
  • Nate & Gold ~Sufferersgoldshipping~ (♠)
  • Nate & Karkat ~CancerCatShipping~ (♠)
  • Nate & Neku (♠)
  • Sollux & Joshua ~TwoSidedFateShipping~ (♥/♠)
  • Nate & Joshua (♥/♠)
  • Nate & Emerald ~JadeKittenShipping~ (♥/♠)
  • Eridan & Silver ~SilverfishShipping (♥/♠)
  • Gamzee & Sollux (♥/♦)
  • Edward Cullen & Karkat ~KarklesShipping~ (♥/♦)
  • Silver & Sollux (♥/♠)
  • Nepeta & Cat Planet (♥/♠)
  • Errkat & Everybody all night forever ~SHOOKMEALLNIGHTLONGTODIEINYOURARMTONIGHTshipping~ (♥/♠)
  • Eridan & Kitchen Gun ~ConvertedtokitchengunismShipping~ (♥)
  • Errkat & Kitchen Gun (♥)
  • Everybody & Kitchen Gun (♥)
  • Silver & Not Mongrel (♥/♠)
  • Magenta & Gold (♥)
  • Gold & Eridan
  • Gold & Prometheus's Liver (♥/♠)
  • The Eagle that ate Prometheus's Liver on a Daily basis & Gold's Hair
  • Mysterious man & Masked Man ( AKA Pryce) 
  • Gold & Little King John (♥)
  • Gold & Vrienne (????)
  • Gold & Crushing Shame (♥/♠)
  • Gold & Crystal Dragon Jesus
  • Gold & Feeling Completely Terrible
  • Gold & An Existing Fuck
  • Silver & An Existing Fuck
  • Everyone & An Existing Fuck
  • An Existing Fuck & An Existing Fuck
  • Existing & Fuck
  • An Existing Fuck & Kitchen Gun
  • Gold & Greg and Lou
  • Gold & Viscerae
  • Karkat & Everybody's Clothes
  • Vrienne & Anyone
  • Joshua & Anyone
  • Silver & Accidentally running into the sun and dying when you mean to run dramatically into the horizon
  • Karkat & Violently beating the keyboard while typing ~PUNCHTHEKEYSFORGOD'SSAKESHIPPING~ (♥/♠)
  • Karkat & Cholera
  • Karkat & Explosive Diarrhea Simulator 2014
  • Gold & Being not dead
  • Silver's Weavile & Roz
  • Silver's Weavile & Yatta
  • Yatta & Roz
  • Euripides & Roz
  • Euripides & Silver
  • Yatta & Mongrel
  • Gold & Crying ~HTENHECRIEDHIMSEFLTOSLEPSHIPPING~
  • Gold & Jockstraps
  • Gold & Failing to have a special ability
  • Silver & Vampire What Exists
  • Silver & Beelzebub
  • Silver & Every single one of Gold's Pokemon ~OhgodwhatheactualfuckcriedgoldShipping~
  • Gold & Soul-wrenching betrayal
  • Gold & Every Character's Pokemon
  • Gold & Everyone
  • Gold & Peer pressure
  • Silver & Hats
  • Silver & Tv Shows
  • Gold & Gag Gifts
  • Silver & Getting shit bought for you very often whether or not you want it
  • silver & The Giant fucking peach
  • Gold & Ass Rabies
  • Mongrel & Stomach Cancer
  • Magenta & Errkat
  • Everyone & Tasting food that is way too hot and immediately regretting it
  • Karkat & Getting slapped upside his existing face
  • Eridan & The Sacred Cult of Kitchen Gun
  • Eridan & The Floating Disembodied Head of Mario
  • Gold & being confined indefinitely
  • Mongrel & Eridan
  • Karkat & Mongrel
  • The Bag of holding & Everyone
  • Karkat & Song lyrics
  • Everyone & a Simple Plan Song
  • Mongrel & Being really bad at things
  • Mongrel & Thinking he isn't good enough for Silver and that Silver will never love him
  • Mongrel & Extremely low self-worth
  • Gold & Aggressively fucking the side of a table
  • Gold & Every single one of Silver's Pokemon
  • Gold & Not Understanding his Dick
  • Gold & Mongrel
  • Silver & His Emotions
  • Magenta & Mangenta
  • Magenta & Everyone's stolen jackets
  • Scarlet & Breaking Vases
  • The Ship & a Black hole
  • Gold & Attention
  • Mongrel & Poles
  • Gold & Hell ~WelcometohelltheWriterssaidwithasmileFUCKASSFUCKsaidGoldShipping~
  • Magenta & Standing on the horizon
  • MU & Err
  • MU & Humanatee
  • MU & Wartear
  • Wartear & Err
  • MU & Klicore Traversia
  • Delicious & Darkest Hour
  • Gold & No Fuck It We're Gonna Watch Batman Begins
  • Gold & Nepeta
  • Silver & Magenta
  • Troika & Gold ~snartmamashipping~
  • Troika & Silver
  • Goggles & Silver
  • Google & Gold
  • Magenta & The entire box of Kli
  • Marilyn & The Concept of Tentacles
  • Marilyn & Sharp objects
  • The Writers' personal fetishes/kinks & Having the power
  • Everyone & The Starship Cobra
  • Everyone & Every Future ship that could or will be had as well as AU verisons of it
  • Everyone & Renaming the Starship Cobra to something better
  • Everyone & Not enjoying any of the new names the owner of the Starship Cobra comes up with
  • Hibiki & Quiznos
  • Silver & His own genitals
  • Silver & Not looking Mongrel in the eyes
  • Gold sucking a dick for the first time & Him Trying his best
  • Silver's ass & using an entire ship as a dildo
  • Gold's tears & Mongrel's skin
  • Hibiki & a happy afterlife
  • Hibki & Gold
  • Hibki & Mongrel
  • Gold & Mongrel
  • Mongrel's gentials & The Forgiving Hot Sun
  • Gold & Scout
  • Gold & Keeping it up in a turnstile, baby
  • Nepeta & Cat Planet
  • Terrible bland FPS games & A giant foot that crushes disks deliberately
  • Silver & Looking Gold straight in the eyes and masturbating right there
  • Mongrel & Falling into a coma and never waking up
  • Silver & Sad AU Silver
  • Mongrel's horribly weak immune system & Mongrel very often getting horrifically ill
  • Silver's Weavile & Zahn
  • Silver's Weavile & Komar
  • Silver's Feraligatr & Midge
  • Ataro & Tobi ~MonkeyBusinessShipping~
  • Explotaro & Silver's Feraligatr
  • Hel & Viscerae
  • Ginnel & Sieni
  • Sintaro & Miriam
  • Tourner & Debug
  • Togetaro & Silver's Honchkrow
  • Togetaro & Lance's Tyranitar
  • Silver's Weavile & Magrathea
  • Silver's Feraligatr & Everyone 
  • Gold's Pichu & Silver's Ursaring
  • Green's Rhyperior & A Glass of Fine Ice Water
  • Tourner & Adverse
  • Lance's Tyranitar & Dancelord
  • Hel & Dido
  • Silver's Kingdra & Sintaro
  • Silver's Kingdra & Chamberlain
  • Sloda & Pause
  • Pause & Reese
  • Judas & Rasputin
  • Shimmer & Roz
  • Silver's Feraligatr & Schnappi
  • Silver's Gyarados & Politaro
  • Cecil & Giftstoff
  • Magrathea & Valhalla
  • Judas & Mongrel
  • Valhalla & Sintaro
  • Sintaro & Viscerae
  • Magenta & Franz Ferdiand
  • All of the Pokemon Gold grew up with & Lance
  • Wally & Everyone character's parents
  • Bang & Baby
  • Reese & Greg and Lou
  • Rachen & Baby
  • Ataro & Togetaro
  • Giovanni having sexual relationships with Silver's friends & Silver screaming in horror in the background
  • Giovanni having sexual relationships with All of Silver's Parent's friends in public places & the sounds of Silver and his friends shouting as well as screaming
  • Baby & Myrtle
  • Bang & Giovanni's Beedrill
  • 100 Beedrills & Sollux
  • Silver's Weavile & James
  • Gold & Every single Pokemon on the ship
  • Komar & Roz
  • Roz & Every other Clefable what exists
  • Weavile & Kitchen Gun
  • Hibiki & Shigeki
  • Silver & Pear
  • Gold & Pear
  • Gold & Terrifying Nightmare Gold ~Everyoneagreesitsbeautifulshipping~
  • Gold & Shigeki ~Spunkydorkshipping~ (♥)
  • Magic Bean & A Pipe Wrench
  • Everyone & Ending up on the wrong planet
  • Ending up on the wrong planet & Things being postponed
  • Ruby & Cthulu
  • Mongrel & all of the pastries that the writers have in their possesion
  • Silver & being the prince of darkness
  • Gold & Doing a really bad job at not starving to death
  • Mongrel & Also doing a really bad job at not starving to death, but in a different manner
  • Gold & Frog Church
  • Silver & God the pipefish
  • Silver & The pipefish formerly known as God
  • Ruby & being punted off a cliff
  • Everyone & God the pipefish
  • misreading God as gold & mistyping gold when you meant to write god
  • Gold socks & The color orange
  • Mongrel's hat & a colony of mushrooms that are only incredibly rude to those who dont love mushrooms
  • not reading the instructions & just swallowing however much falls out
  • poor life decisions & really catchy music
  • Gold & The McDonalds Goblin
  • The McDonalds Goblin & Kitchen Gun
  • turgus & sollux
  • Turgus & karkat
  • Turgus & The Mcdonalds Goblin
  • Kitchen gun & Gun Kink
  • Turgus & Taargus
  • Turgus & Kitchen Gun
  • Karkat & Kitchen Gun
  • Eridan & Being a Sickle
  • Kitchen Gun & Gun Kitchen

THREESOME OR MORE SECTION. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.Edit

MIXED/PLAIN OLD THREESOME OR MORE SECTION:Edit

  • Tessie, Troika & Indigo (♣)
  • Shiki,Neku & Troika (♣)
  • Troika, Tessie, And Marilyn (♥/♠/♣)
  • Gold & Silver & Mongrel ~Wewillfollowyoutotheendsofthearthshipping~

EVERYBODY CAT PLANET TONIGHT LIKE IT WAS $15.99:Edit

  • Gamzee,Sollux & Karkat (♣)
  • Nate,Gamzee,Sollux,Neku & Karkat (♥) ~Pastboysnightshipping~
  • MUkat, Errkat, FRkat, DHkat, & a Karkat-Type Kli (♠) ~Karswillnotstopthekrabsshipping~
  • Kankri, Joshua, CDJ, &  [         ] ~ohjesusshipping~
  • Gold, Mongrel, Sollux & starving to death

Comments Edit

Current Canon/Proved/True Pairings Comments:Edit

" Not Sure Why But Neku And Shiki Are Together." - Some Person

"I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW" - Mr. Get Him Out Of Here What Are You Doing

" I...I SHIP OUR BONERS, CAN THIS BONER SHIP BE CANON? IS IT ABSOLUTE CRACK? ANSWER ME" - Some Guy

"IT IS THE BONEREST SHIP IN THE ENTIRE SHIPVERSE" - Mr. Get Him Out Of Here What Are You Doing

"NOTHING CAN OUT BONER OUT SHIP, NOTHING." -Some guy

Random Pairings Comments:Edit

" Aww, I Wonder How Strawberry Shortcake And BEN Act Around EachOther~" - Some Random Fan

" I Just Noticed a Few of the Pairings Are Inanimate Objects" - Some PersonEdit

Crack/Highly Unlikely/Fake Pairings Comments:Edit

"I THINK ATAXIA & NOVA MAKE A GOOD COUPLE" - Some Random Ataxia & Nova Fan

" AH, HAHAHAHA I GET IT. HaHa. It Sucks." - Some Person


Horriable Crack/Highly Unlikely/Fake Pairing Comments:Edit

" MY EYES, GOUGE THEM OUT! NOW! IT BURNS!" - Someone Who Hates The Pairings In This Section " OMG, I LOVEZ THEM ALL" - Someone Who in Love With all The Pairings In This Section

About This Article Or Anything Relating to Pairings Comments:Edit

" I Am Not Sure If Anyone Will Kill Me For Making This Article" -Animeprincess

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