Parings Involing W.K.O.S.F.W.W.S.L.T

Current Canon/Proved/True Pairings

• Troika & Marsh ~NineShipping~ (♥)
• Tessie & Sollux ~BicolouredDreamsShipping~(♥)
• Eridan and Sollux (♠)   
• Silver & Mongrel ~DarkPastBrighterFutureShipping~ (♥)
• Dis & Valkyrie (♥)
• Preenedetesler & Viridian ~CrashingUsShipping~ (♥)

Maybe these ones are canon but y'know maybe not it's all really confusing

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Ships that y'know really ought to be canon but they're not why is that jesus christ

• The Fish In That One Tank & The Fish On That Grill (♥)

This used to be happen but not no more because one of them went and gone

• Shiki & Neku ~1stWeekShipping~(♥)

UnProven And Not Sure of the Likilyness Pairings

• THE MUFFIN MAN & THE MUFFIN MAN. ~MuffinsShipping (♥)
• Legion And Gamzee ~mIrAcUlOuSJUSTICEShipping~ (♥)
• Neku & Kitchen Gun ~ThatKitchenGunHasShiki'sActualSoulInItExceptNoI'mLyingShipping~ (♥)
• Karkat & Sollux ~CodingShipping~ (♥)
• Errkat & Magenta ~ConvalesceShipping~ (♥)

Random Pairings

100% Crack And Highly Unlikely:

• BEN & Slice of A Strawberry ShortCake ~StrawberryDeathCakeShipping~ (♥)
• Scout & Rainbows ~RainbowsMakeMeCryShipping~ (♦)
• Joshua & Some Random Hippie ~PsychedelicCrackBeamShipping~ (♠)
• Cirno & Gamzee ~ObliviousMiracleShipping~ (♥)
• Silver & A Fish ~ShirubaHamachiShipping~ (♠)
• Silver & Indigo ~ (♠)
• Silver & A Balogna Sandwich ~SandVICHShipping~ (♥)
• Indigo & Mongrel (♥/♦)
• Neku & Neku (♥)
• Neku & Painis Cupcake (♠)

50% Crack And some what Likely:

• Walmart & Walmart Person Who LOVES Walmart ~WalmartShipping~ (♥)
• Gamzee & Faygo (♦)
• Kitchen Gun Man & Kitchen Gun ~ILoveYouKitchenGunShipping (♥)

1% Crack And Very Likely:

• Sho & Math ~ObessiveMathShipping~ (♥)
• Neku & Joshua ~2ndWeekShipping~ (♥/♠)

Not Known Of It's Likely Or Crack/Canon-Ness:

 *a Biscuit & a Muffin ~NOMNOMShipping~ (♥)

• PUDDINGMAN & CAKEMAN ~CocoPastryShipping~ (♥)
• Squirrels & Coconuts ~SquirrelMilkShipping~ (♠)
• Silver & His Weavile (♥/♠)
• Silver's Weavile/Sneasel & Gold's Aipom ~AllAroundTheMulberryBushShipping~ (♥/♠)
• Gold & No one but himself 
• Gold & Hibiki 
• Gold's goggles & Silver's Gloves
• Silver & Black (AKA GB!Silver)
• Giovanni & His questionably existant Treadmill
• Gold's intoxicated Singing voice & Convivently Placed Karaoke Microphone
•  That one Guy Giving someone across the room a soulful stare & That One Person Returning that Souful stare with a sad looking of mourning and loss
• Delicious Tears & Someone's Tongue
• Gold's Tears & Silver's Tears
• Everyone's Tears & A Fine Dessert
• Gold's stomach & The Writer Also reffered to as Devil in the detail's Apples
• Gold & Gold's stomach

  

• Gold & Crawling mold
• Gold & Failing important loyalty tests
• Gold's Self image & Hurtful and Poisonous-like Sentiments that sound akin to Honest truth
• Silver's concern for Gold's and mongrel's wellbeing & Silver's strong feelings utter of fury towards the writers
• Silver & Gold ~PreciousMetalShipping~ (♥/♠)

One-Sided Love Pairings

• a Steak & A Steak Knife. ~OhHowShinySTABSTABSTABSTABOHGODSTABSTABSTABShipping~ (♥/♠)
• A Raptor & Nate ~DinokittyShipping~ (♥/♠)
• Magenta & EVERYONE. ~46853ShadesOfMagenta~ (♥/♦)

Highly Unlikely Pairings

• Ataxia & Nova ~ExtremeConflictShipping~ (♥/♠)
• Joshua & A Sexy Hot Bowl Of SHIO RAMEN ~InParadiseShipping~ (♥)
• Dm9 & 5 Delpiplups ~SextuplewayCrossbreedingThisIsJustWeirdShipping~ (♥/♠)
• Ataxia & Balancia ~NeutralEvilShipping~ (♥)
• Everyone & Nate. (♥/♠)
• Nate & Gamzee (♥)
• Shiva & Troika (♥/♠)
• The Man With A Plan & The Man With No Plan (♥/♠)
• The Plan With A Man & The Man With A Plan (♥/♠)
• Magenta & Scarlet ~ExtremeVacillationShipping~ (♥/♠)
• Nate & Silver 

CRACK PAIRINGS ALL THE TIME IT'S GREAT

• Neku & Troika ~PurpleSiblingsShipping~ (♥/♠)
• Shiki & Marilyn ~IM12ANDWHATISTHISIDONEVENShipping~ (♥/♠)
• Joshua & a speedo ~MANLYShipping~ (♥)
• Joshua & Kankri ~JesusAllegoryShipping~ (♥/♠)
• Troika & Shiki ~MurderouslyYoursShipping~ (♥/♠)
• Tessie & Troika (♥)
• Emerald & Gold ~LimeStoneShipping~ (♥/♦)
• Tessie & Shiki (♥/♠)
• Joshua & Sai. ~PenisShipping~ (♥)
• Dm9 & Dm8 (♥)
• Karkat & Joshua (♦)
• Neku & Karkat ~HostileShipping~ (♠)
• Nate & Gold ~Sufferersgoldshipping~ (♠)
• Nate & Karkat ~CancerCatShipping~ (♠)
• Nate & Neku (♠)
• Sollux & Joshua ~TwoSidedFateShipping~ (♥/♠)
• Nate & Joshua (♥/♠)
• Nate & Emerald ~JadeKittenShipping~ (♥/♠)
• Eridan & Silver ~SilverfishShipping (♥/♠)
• Gamzee & Sollux (♥/♦)
• Edward Cullen & Karkat ~KarklesShipping~ (♥/♦)
• Silver & Sollux (♥/♠)
• Nepeta & Cat Planet (♥/♠)
• Errkat & Everybody all night forever ~SHOOKMEALLNIGHTLONGTODIEINYOURARMTONIGHTshipping~ (♥/♠)
• Eridan & Kitchen Gun ~ConvertedtokitchengunismShipping~ (♥)
• Errkat & Kitchen Gun (♥)
• Everybody & Kitchen Gun (♥)
• Silver & Not Mongrel (♥/♠)
• Magenta & Gold (♥)
• Gold & Eridan
• Gold & Prometheus's Liver (♥/♠)
• The Eagle that ate Prometheus's Liver on a Daily basis & Gold's Hair
• Mysterious man & Masked Man ( AKA Pryce) 
• Gold & Little King John (♥)
• Gold & Vrienne (????)
• Gold & Crushing Shame (♥/♠)
• Gold & Crystal Dragon Jesus
• Gold & Feeling Completely Terrible
• Gold & An Existing Fuck
• Silver & An Existing Fuck
• Everyone & An Existing Fuck
• An Existing Fuck & An Existing Fuck
• Existing & Fuck
• An Existing Fuck & Kitchen Gun
• Gold & Greg and Lou
• Gold & Viscerae
• Karkat & Everybody's Clothes
• Vrienne & Anyone
• Joshua & Anyone
• Silver & Accidentally running into the sun and dying when you mean to run dramatically into the horizon
• Karkat & Violently beating the keyboard while typing ~PUNCHTHEKEYSFORGOD'SSAKESHIPPING~ (♥/♠)
• Karkat & Cholera
• Karkat & Explosive Diarrhea Simulator 2014
• Gold & Being not dead
• Silver's Weavile & Roz
• Silver's Weavile & Yatta
• Yatta & Roz
• Euripides & Roz
• Euripides & Silver
• Yatta & Mongrel
• Gold & Crying ~HTENHECRIEDHIMSEFLTOSLEPSHIPPING~
• Gold & Jockstraps
• Gold & Failing to have a special ability
• Silver & Vampire What Exists
• Silver & Beelzebub
• Silver & Every single one of Gold's Pokemon ~OhgodwhatheactualfuckcriedgoldShipping~
• Gold & Soul-wrenching betrayal
• Gold & Every Character's Pokemon
• Gold & Everyone
• Gold & Peer pressure
• Silver & Hats
• Silver & Tv Shows
• Gold & Gag Gifts
• Silver & Getting shit bought for you very often whether or not you want it
• silver & The Giant fucking peach
• Gold & Ass Rabies
• Mongrel & Stomach Cancer
• Magenta & Errkat
• Everyone & Tasting food that is way too hot and immediately regretting it
• Karkat & Getting slapped upside his existing face
• Eridan & The Sacred Cult of Kitchen Gun
• Eridan & The Floating Disembodied Head of Mario
• Gold & being confined indefinitely
• Mongrel & Eridan
• Karkat & Mongrel
• The Bag of holding & Everyone
• Karkat & Song lyrics
• Everyone & a Simple Plan Song
• Mongrel & Being really bad at things
• Mongrel & Thinking he isn't good enough for Silver and that Silver will never love him
• Mongrel & Extremely low self-worth
• Gold & Aggressively fucking the side of a table
• Gold & Every single one of Silver's Pokemon
• Gold & Not Understanding his Dick
• Gold & Mongrel
• Silver & His Emotions
• Magenta & Mangenta
• Magenta & Everyone's stolen jackets
• Scarlet & Breaking Vases
• The Ship & a Black hole
• Gold & Attention
• Mongrel & Poles
• Gold & Hell ~WelcometohelltheWriterssaidwithasmileFUCKASSFUCKsaidGoldShipping~
• Magenta & Standing on the horizon
• MU & Err
• MU & Humanatee
• MU & Wartear
• Wartear & Err
• MU & Klicore Traversia
• Delicious & Darkest Hour
• Gold & No Fuck It We're Gonna Watch Batman Begins
• Gold & Nepeta
• Silver & Magenta
• Troika & Gold ~snartmamashipping~
• Troika & Silver
• Goggles & Silver
• Google & Gold
• Magenta & The entire box of Kli
• Marilyn & The Concept of Tentacles
• Marilyn & Sharp objects
• The Writers' personal fetishes/kinks & Having the power
• Everyone & The Starship Cobra
• Everyone & Every Future ship that could or will be had as well as AU verisons of it
• Everyone & Renaming the Starship Cobra to something better
• Everyone & Not enjoying any of the new names the owner of the Starship Cobra comes up with
• Hibiki & Quiznos
• Silver & His own genitals
• Silver & Not looking Mongrel in the eyes
• Gold sucking a dick for the first time & Him Trying his best
• Silver's ass & using an entire ship as a dildo
• Gold's tears & Mongrel's skin
• Hibiki & a happy afterlife
• Hibki & Gold
• Hibki & Mongrel
• Gold & Mongrel
• Mongrel's gentials & The Forgiving Hot Sun
• Gold & Scout
• Gold & Keeping it up in a turnstile, baby
• Nepeta & Cat Planet
• Terrible bland FPS games & A giant foot that crushes disks deliberately
• Silver & Looking Gold straight in the eyes and masturbating right there
• Mongrel & Falling into a coma and never waking up
• Silver & Sad AU Silver
• Mongrel's horribly weak immune system & Mongrel very often getting horrifically ill
• Silver's Weavile & Zahn
• Silver's Weavile & Komar
• Silver's Feraligatr & Midge
• Ataro & Tobi ~MonkeyBusinessShipping~
• Explotaro & Silver's Feraligatr
• Hel & Viscerae
• Ginnel & Sieni
• Sintaro & Miriam
• Tourner & Debug
• Togetaro & Silver's Honchkrow
• Togetaro & Lance's Tyranitar
• Silver's Weavile & Magrathea
• Silver's Feraligatr & Everyone 
• Gold's Pichu & Silver's Ursaring
• Green's Rhyperior & A Glass of Fine Ice Water
• Tourner & Adverse
• Lance's Tyranitar & Dancelord
• Hel & Dido
• Silver's Kingdra & Sintaro
• Silver's Kingdra & Chamberlain
• Sloda & Pause
• Pause & Reese
• Judas & Rasputin
• Shimmer & Roz
• Silver's Feraligatr & Schnappi
• Silver's Gyarados & Politaro
• Cecil & Giftstoff
• Magrathea & Valhalla
• Judas & Mongrel
• Valhalla & Sintaro
• Sintaro & Viscerae
• Magenta & Franz Ferdiand
• All of the Pokemon Gold grew up with & Lance
• Wally & Everyone character's parents
• Bang & Baby
• Reese & Greg and Lou
• Rachen & Baby
• Ataro & Togetaro
• Giovanni having sexual relationships with Silver's friends & Silver screaming in horror in the background
• Giovanni having sexual relationships with All of Silver's Parent's friends in public places & the sounds of Silver and his friends shouting as well as screaming
• Baby & Myrtle
• Bang & Giovanni's Beedrill
• 100 Beedrills & Sollux
• Silver's Weavile & James
• Gold & Every single Pokemon on the ship
• Komar & Roz
• Roz & Every other Clefable what exists
• Weavile & Kitchen Gun
• Hibiki & Shigeki
• Silver & Pear
• Gold & Pear
• Gold & Terrifying Nightmare Gold ~Everyoneagreesitsbeautifulshipping~
• Gold & Shigeki ~Spunkydorkshipping~ (♥)
• Magic Bean & A Pipe Wrench
• Everyone & Ending up on the wrong planet
• Ending up on the wrong planet & Things being postponed
• Ruby & Cthulu
• Mongrel & all of the pastries that the writers have in their possesion
• Silver & being the prince of darkness
• Gold & Doing a really bad job at not starving to death
• Mongrel & Also doing a really bad job at not starving to death, but in a different manner
• Gold & Frog Church
• Silver & God the pipefish
• Silver & The pipefish formerly known as God
• Ruby & being punted off a cliff
• Everyone & God the pipefish
• misreading God as gold & mistyping gold when you meant to write god
• Gold socks & The color orange
• Mongrel's hat & a colony of mushrooms that are only incredibly rude to those who dont love mushrooms
• not reading the instructions & just swallowing however much falls out
• poor life decisions & really catchy music
• Gold & The McDonalds Goblin
• The McDonalds Goblin & Kitchen Gun
• turgus & sollux
• Turgus & karkat
• Turgus & The Mcdonalds Goblin
• Kitchen gun & Gun Kink
• Turgus & Taargus
• Turgus & Kitchen Gun
• Karkat & Kitchen Gun
• Eridan & Being a Sickle
• Kitchen Gun & Gun Kitchen

THREESOME OR MORE SECTION. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

MIXED/PLAIN OLD THREESOME OR MORE SECTION:

• Tessie, Troika & Indigo (♣)
• Shiki,Neku & Troika (♣)
• Troika, Tessie, And Marilyn (♥/♠/♣)
• Gold & Silver & Mongrel ~Wewillfollowyoutotheendsofthearthshipping~

EVERYBODY CAT PLANET TONIGHT LIKE IT WAS $15.99:

• Gamzee,Sollux & Karkat (♣)
• Nate,Gamzee,Sollux,Neku & Karkat (♥) ~Pastboysnightshipping~
• MUkat, Errkat, FRkat, DHkat, & a Karkat-Type Kli (♠) ~Karswillnotstopthekrabsshipping~
• Kankri, Joshua, CDJ, &  [         ] ~ohjesusshipping~
• Gold, Mongrel, Sollux & starving to death

Comments

Current Canon/Proved/True Pairings Comments:

" Not Sure Why But Neku And Shiki Are Together." - Some Person

"I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW" - Mr. Get Him Out Of Here What Are You Doing

" I...I SHIP OUR BONERS, CAN THIS BONER SHIP BE CANON? IS IT ABSOLUTE CRACK? ANSWER ME" - Some Guy

"IT IS THE BONEREST SHIP IN THE ENTIRE SHIPVERSE" - Mr. Get Him Out Of Here What Are You Doing

"NOTHING CAN OUT BONER OUT SHIP, NOTHING." -Some guy

Random Pairings Comments:

" Aww, I Wonder How Strawberry Shortcake And BEN Act Around EachOther~" - Some Random Fan

Crack/Highly Unlikely/Fake Pairings Comments:

"I THINK ATAXIA & NOVA MAKE A GOOD COUPLE" - Some Random Ataxia & Nova Fan

" AH, HAHAHAHA I GET IT. HaHa. It Sucks." - Some Person

Horriable Crack/Highly Unlikely/Fake Pairing Comments:

" MY EYES, GOUGE THEM OUT! NOW! IT BURNS!" - Someone Who Hates The Pairings In This Section " OMG, I LOVEZ THEM ALL" - Someone Who in Love With all The Pairings In This Section

About This Article Or Anything Relating to Pairings Comments:

" I Am Not Sure If Anyone Will Kill Me For Making This Article" -Animeprincess