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Silver Sakaki
The rare silver smile it is rare

Species

Human

Gender

Male

Age

18 Earth Years

Orientation

Demi-homoromantic Demi-homosexual

Blood Type

AB+

Color

Silver

Occupation

an precious cute secret angel

Birthday

December 24


SILVER'S JUST A SMALL BUB?! THE SMALLEST BUB?! A BUB?! BUB?! HE IS A BUB?!

HOLY SHIT
6 silver pokemon special by nazo55-d34e0cr

(did you know silver's feraligatr bit a huge chunk out of his torso at one point, because silver knows that)

his hair is secretly free-flowing lava

he is a boy who is with a boy that is a small baby and man my eczema is flaring up it itches like hell

serve him his boyfriend as a meal but don't tell him until after because why the hell not, make him hate you and puke on your floor, great job

Why dont you just threaten everyone he cares about and phrase it like it's his fault you are threatening them? just to put the asshole icing on the cake

maybe instead you should just bake him a cake and give him a medal for being so good and also for trying to get him to recognize he is secretly an angel. make him remember, he needs to realize. Set things up to make him unlock his potential as an angel

he is clearly a very good who should not worry about being evil because he is clearly a secret angel, and also he should definitely put an entire leg of ham in his mouth

Please do not steal his gloves

I know he is not wearing gloves in either image on this page but that is misleading because both images are clearly of gameverse Silver and probably should not be here because they are not actual pictures of the Silver we are in fact talking about, and you should still not steal his gloves

let him keep his gloves on

(really those pictures ought to be replaced at some point though

Yeah)

You ever get that weird jolt outta nowhere right in your back that makes you like jerk your shoulders up and shit, what the hell is that anyways

Yeah, no idea I've been told it's shivering though but I don't know if that shivering is that strong or is capable of being so

He is able to throw himself around and pull off some athletic stunts with ease. he probably exercises to some degree off-screen.

I bet he can lift things that other people can't lift, I wonder how much he is badgered to help move things around the ship

I imagine probably quite a bit, he probably helps out though.

an helpful good angel child

the most

he is beautiful and should be offered many cupcakes

there is much debate over whether he even likes cupcakes but it is generally agreed that either way the gesture is good enough

cupcakes, man

just many cupcakes

a cupcake robot

build a cupcake robot and use it to feed him cupcakes

use it to feed him cupcakes until he is stuffed enough he is pain

tend to him after and make him feel better

repeat over enough days that he has the capacity to be stuffed that far with cupcakes without pain

cupcake training

cupcake training and increasingly be able to fill him with more and more cupcakes

so many delicious cupcakes

infinite delicious cupcakes

maybe eventually move onto bigger cakes

eventually several-layer cakes

and then every pastry on the ship

he will be filled with all the pastries

and also ham

He is a known snail with long red hair

He tastes good with vinegar probably

He is definitely not a Purple Frog Satanist and he's missing out

it is unknown if he would eat a lizard cat pig sheep

He might if he is hungry and it is in food form

It is also unknown if he would shoot a russian unicorn

it might depend on the circumstances, if he has something to shoot with and the context of the situation.

do not interrupt him when he is watching cartoons involving robots, there is no need to be a dick

Eat a dolphin

an entire dolphin

season the dolphin as needed

consume dolphin flesh

leave only bones and indisgestable things, but maybe dont even leave those

eat all of the dolphin

die from mercury poisoning

mercury is also known as quicksilver

see it was tangentially related after all

Quicksilver, also known as abnormally faster than usually silver,

Quicksilver, Silver's evil twin who is probably a demon or something

Quicksilver is good friends with Sterling probably, or probably hates sterling just as much maybe

Sterling is a creep

Please prevent sterling from entering a 20 mile radius of everyone

destroy sterling if possible

He is probably secretly an angel who hasn't gotten his wings or halo yet, it's a conspiracy man

Someday maybe he will gain his halo and wings and make it evident to everyone what he truly is, or maybe he will just continue to silently be a beautiful angel without anyone knowing, even himself

He should take being an angel in pride.

definitely and he should know that is what he is

do not let booty mcbutt cut off his ass to put it on his wall of fine booty, stop this man

hide all the fine assed characters, silver included, from this man

#stopbootymcbutt2015

#stopbootythief2015

HE'S DEFINTELY seventeen buses disguised as forty-six beehives that are secretly ninety-five bats, and he eats everyone's left shoe every night and then denies he had anything to do with it

The shoes provide essential nutrients he has not been able to get from anywahere else ad and maintain his hair magic

He should probably just obtain a supply of shoes for himself instead of eating everyone's left shoe every night and making them upset but maybe he just hasn't thought of that yet

He staples 47 million tapeworms on his penis daily, and his anus is always bleeding, perpetually, and he attaches leeches to it so it doesn't get everywhere. So that's a thing.

i wonder if anybody else in the drama has eczema

Silver probably doesn't

Someone else or some ones else might, not sure who

In any case if Silver did have eczema nobody would ever notice it because everything but his face is always covered, unless he was scratching at it a lot but that could be a sign of a lot of things

Scratching really is a good stim

shrimp emoji rice emoji baby bottle emoji

Replace eggs with shrimp when baking cake. ????? profit

shrimp cake

cake shrimp

a soup made from an entire leg of ham

feed him this tasty soup

it is a delicious

put a entire mutton leg and also beef ribs in there also

oversaturate this soup with meat before feeding it to him

Fill him with much protein and probably his boyfriend

they need the filling protein foods

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I've got a bad Feeling about this ~

I've Got a Bad feeling about this


You'll listen to reason

While you're face down in the dirt

You'll stomach the hurt

And break for him here

Just how much he's worth


Underneath the surface

We break Apart


Believe it or not, you'll know

When this ends and how it goes

Believer, believe it or not you'll know

When it ends and how it goes

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