| Sollux Captor | |
|---|---|
 The Devourer of Entire Face | |
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Species |
Troll |
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Gender |
Male |
|
Age |
8.79 Alternian Solar Sweeps (19 Earth Years) |
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Orientation |
Bisexual Biromantic |
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Blood Type |
Yellow |
|
Color |
Mustard |
|
Occupation |
That guy who is coding all the time |
|
Birthday |
who the hell knows |
Sollux is the one guy who sits in his room all day coding literal code bullshit for thii2 thiing he found that ii2 NOBODY'2 BU2IINE22 BUT HII2
custody of with his gigantic tiny dick every day of the week
all the time . This may or may not be completely fabricated.
SOLLUX IS THE SECOND-LARGEST DOUCHE ON THE FACE OF EVERYTHING EVER, AND HE IS ACTUALLY JUST TWENTY THOUSAND BEES WHO ALL THINK THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON. EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT SOLLUX CAPTOR IS A LIE, IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAN
NO ONE RUNS FASTER THAN YOU CAN
THOSE ONES NEXT TO US ARE SUCH LOVELY LADS
LIKE A SEARCH FOR MURDER CLUES
IN DEAD MAN'S EYES.