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Asdf- A language/ a phrase used to represent anger/frustration

Jkl;- Hello [; is pronounced as a choking or hacking noise]


Asjk- Goodbye

Jkdf- Dolphins

 ; - I’m breaking up/I can’t hear you


Your Mom- Save the whales

Bob Saget- Bored/Death (sometimes both at the same time)

4- The Game

42- Life, The Universe, and Everything

41- Epic Failure

40- You lost The Game

0- You lose/Lost (missing)

1- Beginning/Middle/End

Njl- are eating my face

Sdf- Fuzzy bunnies

Qul- Cat/Cats

Ugashnft- And

Fglsnuf- The

Nvc- Someone get the doctor

Ug- You

π- is/yum

Cake- lie/liar/lies/lying

Lie- Cake

Jrrrddddft- socks

Erdft- shoes

Everything- Pikachu

Rick Roll- You fail at life

Nyev- Sneasel

Avb- Mew

Yle- I/Me

Enip- Evil

Elpam- Good

Zv- Am/Are

Ah- I see

Lep- What

Vmz- Talk/Talking

Nil- Nothing

Tzv- About

Kyull- Beloved

Zim- Awesome

Dib- Annoying/Fail

GIR- Weird (in a good way)

Bodyslam- I like

Dolphins- Chips

Ergo- Like

7zfff- aardvark (the 7 is prounounced like zs)

Dum- Dog

 ;fff- How are you
 ;e- I don’t know/Go get me some fried chicken


Era- Light


Kli- small

igglypuff- circle/sphere

Circle- Jigglypuff

Nuu- No

Zev- Yes

AAAAA!- Another language that speakers of Asdf are often fluent in.

Ifvl- Your

Sze- Leg/Legs

Zaah- Arm/Arms

Vev- Foot/Feet

Zeh- Hand/Hands

Whop- Head

Zor- Mantis

AAAH- There’s a lion chasing you and it’s going to eat you

Elz- chicken

Keer- cow

Yld- Where

U- A

Glass- Fire/Flames/Matches

Monkeys- Bus/Buses

Ov- On

Eye- Off

Tree- Stupid Hippie

Gol- Tree

Pole- Get/Getting

Chicken- Now

Ugslam- You like/Do you like

Nugl- are eating your face

Some guy was on the roof- Bob Saget there could be cereal in here

Ribbons- "Cool" Greeting, like "yo" or "hey"

Fver- Only

Nen- When

Zephr- In

Oly- It

Banknem- You like (said forcefully, like "YOU LIKE THIS OR ELSE")

Oarclie- Ice Cream

Banknemare- You love (said forcefully, like "Banknem")

Yglgfgug- A strange animal tied to ASDF-Speaking places

Pldf- Great

Dele- Country

Teya- In The Sky

Snef- Live

Noray- Fox

Overused- Wolf

Trephah- Dragon

Nolay- Coyote

Gitc- Lion

Sluba- Tiger

Parey- Leopard

Pldfdeleteya- "Great Country In The Sky", where most ASDF speakers live

Kekeke- laughing, like "Hahaha"

Nra- Mother

Rle- Father

Zemar- Brother

Ciris- Sister

Raese- Cousin

Riseph- Friend

Trtr- Flag

Mir- Life

Nargh- We

Arl- Seem

Av- To

Nereleo- Have

Oplo- End/Ended

Nop- Up

Gifglgizl- DS

Gifglgizlei- DSi

Trme- Pillow

Nifguzl- Sheet

Zeereo- Bed (Kekeke... Zephr zeereo.)

Low Fat Diet- That's what she said

Grapefruit- Orange

Auia- Blue

Car- Red

Clob- Yellow

Slap- Brown

Nezei- Purple

Apple- Green

Nreeorl- Turning

Fee- White

Nelfee- Grey

Olfee- Black

Cree- Pink

Logloglog- Giant Babyhead

Jarjar- aaaaa

Evil Bob- Ninja

Ara- By

8- Over 9000

Nyrnyr- Snow

Can Opener- Tacos

Absvglorp- Nachos

Fler Fler Buns- Fred Fred Burger

Moo!- Flap

Oink!- Slap

Elmo- Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner

Gubgubflub- Taquitos

Your Face- Sleep Apnea

Larken- Day

Flarkeneth- Night

Erdfghrml- Dirt

Flesev- Scum

Nermelor- Slime

Flerdglorpl- Mud

Snerdlefl- Muck

Erme- Take

Selv- Easy

Feres- Stop

Fifi- Go

Noresmlorglbf- Sun

Fblgrolmseron- Moon

Whoareyoupeople- Star

English Ppl- Rocket

Whoisthis- Plane

Whatisyou- Plane-Car

Fblgeo- Lunatic

EoEoEo- Insane

Nutthingycrumbs- Chocolate

Dh- Hamster

Fafbsgf- Popcorn

Abgflmno- Yo

Lmnopr- Stopper

Rponml- Go Away

Lmnfgb- Tangelo

Mmmnfgb- Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy

Yoleog- Clown

Noleo- Destroy

Feb- Us

Nerl- All

Enuei- Bird

Zire- Word

Sho- Murderer/Mathematics/Murder/Murdering/Murdered/Any other word with the word "Murder" in it I may have missed

Yar- How

Yept- With

Reel- Hate

Faek- Love

Btl- Aunt

Nelereoloe- Uncle

Boleoloooolooolooolooo- Grandparents, could mean "Grandparent" or either grandparent

Gravy Train- Something annoying that someone (usually EVERYONE ELSE) is doing that you want to STOP RIGHT NOW

Neeeeorloogo- Manatee

Uleoe- Parakeet

Parakeet- There

Tokeet- Here

Ukeet- Where

Ilk- Big

Keelze- Help

Nifnif- Anglebeast

Marn- Dead/Die

Enip Marn- Literally means "Evil Dead", but is usually used to tell people off

⑨- Moron

Ine- Did

Niline- Didn't

Giant Pencil- TV

Fwoooe- Lala Land

Olepz- Watch/Watching

Nime- Going

No- Video/Videos

400,000- Stupid

9001- Epic

1337- Elite

3YYYYY- Horror

0990999- Butter Cookies

224- Pain

33333- Beep

232- Pirate

Avyy- Blow Up

Oeo- Your Face

Fleethescene- I do not

Nar- Mine

Nuso- Apple

Ugner- You Are

No Pancakes- "No Pancakes" Is the worst thing anyone can ever say, and if they say it they shall be beaten with spandex T-Shirts until they apologize and vow to never say it ever again, ever.

Nrefghuleogropflgklerm- Spandex T-Shirts

Pancakes- The BEST word anyone can ever say. However, only awesome people are allowed to say it. If an un-awesome person says it, they shall be beaten with spandex t-shirts.

Gorfglomlyodklumnreorklermnorlgfghlibnerdfghlmnfglh- any alcoholic drink. Almost nobody who speaks ASDF drinks alcohol because it's too hard to say. Anyone who can say it whilst drunk is considered to have a drinking problem.

Blfgnorlbf- Canada/any other country starting with a C

Canada- Beef

Moosen- Jerky

Ynrgflmnorghlorblghflmnorfgblorngn- "This is a robbery!" Also why there is very little armed bank robbery from ASDF speakers. It's too hard to say.

Arbgflom- TV Movies

Pepper- Adults

Salt- Kidz

[Any other spice] (Paprika, cinnamon, sage, basil, etc.)- Babies

Yo'Ma- Summer

Pencil through window- any solstice/equinox

Toilet- bop

Fsgufuglfsgsfs- Alligator/Crocodile/INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR/I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER

Gosgfgs- Window

Gosh- Door

Dobdobgobber- Toilet

Quadrad- Headquarters

Gardy- Secret

Nenth- Super

Enenther- Handnickels

Glepheromole- Footdimes

Moreorlog- Torsopennies

Nobnobgof- Caterpie

Norelorg- I died

Moof- Explosion

Nore- Doom

Nogflum- Dogzilla

Fov- Of

Forblom- Catzilla

Norbgof- Birdzilla

Norb- Birdface

Normgolb- YOMAMA

Golbnorm- MAMAOY

Nopglopfloodle- Candy Apple Thingy

Ting- Paper

Nobtingylobgof- Robot hamster

Narlog- All the people everywhere

Noblorgmam- In the air

Nerfblob- Sexy

Bobfren- Ugly

Oblognorblgobflomn- Man-Eating Plant

Norbglobsofblobgob- Fridge/Giant Fridge

Gabgab- Dodongos

Norblonfl- Octoroc

Fabglobflap- Deku

Narblonlo- Zora

Nlorglobf- Goron

A- Miserable

B- Happy

C- Slob/Grace

D- Pajama Party

E- Void

F- Visible

G- Invisible

H- Odd

I- Normal/Abnormal

J- Calm

K- Crazy/Erratic/Restless/Catlike

L- Missing

M- Blood/Mini

N- Karma

O- Santa Claus

P- Easter Bunny/Bunny/Rabbit/Red-Eyes

Q- Leprechaun

R- Giant Floating Babyhead

S- Freak/Loser

T- Mister T

V- Voracious

W- Wumbo/Whales/Walrus

X- X-Men

Y- Why/Yoyo/Yak

Z- Giant BUCKET

Nernernernerner- Soap

Flubflubbuckets- Shampoo

Norbnorbflabberslong- Shower/Bathtub

Yhhrleopw- Eyes

Llama- Gold

Yogurt- Purple

Unicorn- Indigo

Gndjn- Jello/Gelatin

Hjhj- Festival

Grim- Butt

Ekrykyen- Miracle/s

Asdfghjkl;- The ASDF religion. In the religion, there is a God (named Phil) that is a completely purple creature, a Devil (named Erkel) that is completely gold, and a neutral thing (named Bobgeorge) that is completely indigo.


HOLIDAY STAREEdit

GERTYMAS-

EVERY YEAR AT A RANDOM DAY IN EKRYKYENMUNF, A HUGE SERPENT-BEAST NAMED GERTY DESCENDS APON PLDFDELETEYA AND MURDERS THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. THE ONES WHO SURVIVE CELEBRATE THE COMING OF GERTY WITH PRESENTS AND CANDY.


DOOFDOOF-

ON DERP SEASON 12 (APRIL 26TH) OF EVERY YEAR IN PLDFDELETEYA, ELEVATORS CRASH AND EVERYONE'S FEET BECOME HOOVES FOR NO REASON. EVERYONE CELEBRATES WITH A FEAST.


INSANE MURDEROUS SHITFLIP DAY-

A DAY WHERE SOME THINGS GO INSANE AND MURDER PEOPLE. EVERYONE CELEBRATES WITH PRESENTS AND CANDY FOR SOME REASON. NERFDUD 25 (JANUARY 25.)


DAY OF THE DUCK-

A DAY WHERE IF YOU POINT AT SOMEONE AND SCREAM "YOU'RE A DUCK" AT THEM, THEY WILL HAVE AN IRRISISTABLE URGE TO START QUACKING. NERFDUD 29 (JANUARY 29TH.)


TURKEYGIVING-

A DAY WHERE EVERYONE DRESSES UP LIKE A TURKEY AND GIVES EACH OTHER PRESENTS AND CANDY. EKRYKYENMUNF 3 (NOVEMBER 11TH.)


CARDS WEEK-

A WEEK WHERE EVERYONE FINDS CARDS OF ANY KIND AND STACKS THEM. WHOEVER HAS THE LARGEST STACK WINS A FLYING CAR. DERP SEASON 43-49 (MAY 27-JUNE 2.)


CARDKILLER DAY-

A DAY WHERE PEOPLE THROW CARDS AT EACH OTHER LIKE THROWING KNIVES AND KILL EACH OTHER WITH THEM. EKRYKYENMUNF 23 (DECEMBER 1ST)


UNICORN DAY-

A DAY WHERE EVERYONE GETS REALLY INEXPLICABLY HYPER FROM EATING TONS OF ORANGES. CELEBRATIONS INVOLVING CANDY AND PRESENTS ARE INVOLVED SOMEHOW. GREY AREA 19 (AUGUST 15)


YOGURT DAY-

A DAY WHERE EVERYONE EATS THINGS THAT ARE THE COLOR YOGURT. IF YOU DON'T CELEBRATE, YOU ARE BEATEN WITH SPANDEX T-SHIRTS FOR BEING A LLAMA-LOVER. IT'S TOO HOT 27 (JULY 2)


JOKE DAY-

A HOLIDAY THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST. NEFBODY CARES 237 (FEBTOBER 101)


YOYOLOLOLOLEEKE-

A HOLIDAY WHERE YOU TAKE SOMETHING YOU ARE CARRYING AT RANDOM AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE. GREY AREA 42-NOBODY CARES 20 (SEPTEMBER 7-OCTOBER 7.)


EAR-FACE-

A HOLIDAY DURING YOYOLOLOLOLEEKE WHERE EVERYONE WRITES EACH OTHER CARDS.


SPAGHETTIOS-

A HOLIDAY WHERE PEOPLE SLEEP AND EAT ALL DAY. PRONOUNCED "SGETTIOS". NOBODY CARES 22 (OCTOBER 9.)


I STOLE IT-

A HOLIDAY WHERE ALL THE THIEVES ARE RELEASED FROM PRISON FOR A DAY. DERP SEASON 23 (MAY 7.)


I KILLED IT-

A HOLIDAY WHERE THE MURDEROUS PSYCHOPATHS OF ASDF SOCIETY ARE LET LOOSE ONTO THE STREETS. DERP SEASON 43 (MAY 27.)


PIRANHA-

A HOLIDAY WHERE FAKERS ARE ^DESTROYED^. EKRYKYENMUNF 46 (DECEMBER 24.)


YELLOW DAY-

A DAY WHERE YOU PRAISE THE COLOR YELLOW. MASCOT IS PICKLE EATING BANANA. GREY AREA 13 (AUGUST 9.)


MOONDAY-

A DAY WHERE THE MOON IS CELEBRATED. GREY AREA 21 (AUGUST 17TH.)


J00SDAY-

A DAY WHERE NOTHING HAPPENS. GREY AREA 22 (AUGUST 18TH.)


RENSDAY-

A DAY WHERE CHIHUAHUAS ARE KICKED. GREY AREA 23 (AUGUST 19.)


SIRSDAY-

A DAY WHERE EVERYONE CALLS EACH OTHER "SIR". GREY AREA 24 (AUGUST 20.)


FRYDAY-

A DAY WHERE EVERYONE EATS FRIED FOOD. GREY AREA 25 (AUGUST 21.)


SATURNDAY-

A DAY WHERE SATURN IS CELEBRATED. GREY AREA 26 (AUGUST 22.)


SONDAY-

A DAY WHERE PEOPLE SACRIFICE THEIR SONS TO THE GOATS. GREY AREA 27 (AUGUST 23.)


STUPID STUPID DUMB DAY-

DAYS WHERE SCIENCE PEOPLE ARE STUPID AND DUMB. ALL DAY EVERY DAY.


FLYING DAY-

DAY WHERE PEOPLE IN PLDFDELETEYA FLY FOR TRANSPORTATION. ALL DAY EVERY DAY.


JEFFERY DAY-

A DAY WHERE ZOMBIES ARE RELEASED FROM THE ZOMBIE PRISONS TO FEAST ON THE FLESH OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE PURPLE BITS IN THEIR HAIR. A RANDOM DAY EVERY YEAR.


NOT STEVE DAY-

A DAY WHERE PEOPLE NAMED STEVE PUT HIGHWAYMAN MASKS ON. DIRECTLY AFTER JEFFERY DAY.


ALL STEVES DAY-

A DAY WHERE EVERYONE'S NAME IS TEMPORARILY CHANGED TO STEVE. NOBODY CARES 36 (OCTOBER 23.)


VILLAIN DAY-

A DAY WHERE EVERYONE DRESSES LIKE A VILLAIN (AND PROCEEDS TO CHILL, THEREFORE "CHILLIN' LIKE A VILLAIN"). NOBODY CARES 14 (OCTOBER 1.)


ACT LIKE SOMEONE ELSE DAY-

A DAY WHERE EVERYONE PRETENDS TO BE SOMEONE ELSE. NEFDUD 34 (FEBRUARY 3.)


GNDJN HJHJ-

THE JELLO FESTIVAL. EVERYONE MUST EAT JELLO OR THE UNDERWORLD CREATURES THAT SURFACE ON THAT DAY WILL MURDER THEM. GREY AREA 31 (AUGUST 27.)


DOORKNOB-

THE HOLIDAY OF SHOVING EXTENSION CORDS INTO SHOEBOXES AND GIVING THEM TO YOUR FRIENDS. RANDOM DAY.


MUSHROOM-

THE BOOK THROWING HOLIDAY. RANDOM DAY.


YOUDIE-

A DAY WHERE IF YOU STEP ON A CERTAIN SPOT, YOU DIE. RANDOM DAY.


CELL PHONE CHUCKING-

A DAY WHERE OLD TELEVISIONS ARE THROWN ON PEOPLE ON THE STREETS. SHENANDAO 3 (FEBRUARY 24)


ER'LYE MYRLE RYOYLEH ARLYL-

DAY OF CHAOTIC SUBMISSION. A DAY IN WHICH EVERYONE ACCEPTS THAT THE UNIVERSE IS CHAOTIC AND THERE'S NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT, AND GIVE EACH OTHER COLORFULLY DECORATED A'NER RYOYLEH. EKRYKYENMUNF 17 (NOVEMBER 25)


CRACK DAY-

A DAY WHERE YOU SMOKE CRACK HAVE A HUGE PARTY AND INVITE ALL YOUR GUITAR PICKS. SHENANDAO 7 (FEBRUARY 28)


EVIL DEAD PEOPLE DAY-

A DAY WHERE DEAD VILLAINS ARE CELEBRATED. SHENANDAO 52 (APRIL 14)


CHICKENCOWPIGDAY-

A DAY WHERE YOU INVITE A PIG, COW, AND CHICKEN INTO YOUR HOME. SHENANDAO 8 (MARCH 1)


MIFAFLOF DAY-

A DAY WHERE INSTEAD OF CALLING STUPID HIPPIES "TREE", YOU CALL THEM "FLOODSTICS." SHENANDAO 38 (MARCH 31)


MANAYANA-

A DAY WHEN MANAYANAL DESCENDS FROM THE SKY AND GIVES EVERYONE PRESENTS, AND EVERYONE GIVES EACH OTHER PRESENTS AND SAY "ZH CH-K N-GLGH L-GLYEH" TO EACH OTHER. EKRYKYENMUNF 47 (DECEMBER 25)

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