Loser | |
---|---|
Species |
Human |
Gender |
Fluid |
Age |
19 Earth Years |
Orientation |
Asexual Panromantic |
Blood Type |
AB+(JS+) |
Color |
Cyan |
Occupation |
Terrible (adj.) (see description) |
Birthday |
who cares |
SO BASICALLY[]
THERE'S THIS COMPLETE FUCK RIGHT
AND IT HAS RED EYES AND MAGICAL POWERS AND SHIT (I KNOW RIGHT TOTAL SUE)
AND BUG WORKS OFF PROBATION FOR SEVERAL COUNTS OF NEARLY DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE AT THIS PLACE SOMETIMES AND ALSO THEY OWN A STARSHIP AND IS A GIGANTIC SHITFUCK USUALLY ROA THINKS THE REST OF THE MCS HATE THEM BUT ACTUALLY THEY COULD GIVE LESS THAN A SHIT ABOUT HER LOSER ASS AND THEY CAN BARELY HANDLE HAVING TO BE NEAR THEM WHEN XE'S NEEDED TO HEAL SOMEONE AS IT IS, AND XE WISHES THEY COULD BE FRIENDS WITH THEM SOMETIMES BUT BUG'S CLEARLY GOOD ENOUGH FOR THAT SHIT AND THEY HAVE FRIENDS THAT AREN'T COMPLETE FUCKS THAT THEY COULD BE ATTENDING TO AS WELL AS FRIENDS WHO ARE COMPLETE FUCKS SO THEY SHOULD BEFRIEND ROA, ASSHOLES CAN JUST FUCK OFF
I'LLSTICKAFORKINYOUREYE[]
TRY IT YOU FUCKMOG
Oh I've got this under control
But there's no guarantee
Now should you question this professional opinion
It's time we'll spend wasting